VANDALIZED!!

 

 

Mysteriously, this sign appeared

on Abbi's car, revealing to the world

just what her little Hyundai really wanted to be

when she grows up.

 

Sadly, she will never reach such heights

but her big sister is already a Landcruiser

so she will have to forever live in her shadow.

 

By the way, if you're ever passing Abbi's

car and have forgotten to brush your teeth,

just lick your finger, rub it on the letters,

stick your finger in your mouth and scrub away!

 

And as to the vandal with the toothpaste graffiti,

he, I mean, whoever it was is bound to strike again,

unless of course he/she has run out of toothpaste!